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Mike Thody, the president of Knebworth FC, wants to evict the Herts Senior County League club from their ground, which he owns. "If you want to be chairman of a football club you have to do that." Perish the thought that others might take up the idea. Imagine if Alan Sugar had gone on tour with the Ossie Ardiles Ensemble - five lead singers but, whoops, someone forgot to book the backing group.Elton still has Watford at heart in his role as their life president, but at another more modest Hertfordshire club supporters have their doubts about their own supremo. An interesting insight into life at the top of a club comes in an interview Elton gave 90 Minutes in which he said that he felt a different kind of pressure at the club from that he endured as a pop star. "I used to have to tour when I didn't really want to, to afford to buy a centre-forward" he said.

Doubling as his message is the Clubcall report of the recent 7-1 walloping of Wimbledon, accompanied by Kennedy drooling: "Yessssss!" ***When it comes to football loving musicians Elton John, of course, took his passion to the limit by assuming control of Watford. Meanwhile, anyone ringing the Villa-crazed violinist lately will have missed his curiously cockney-fied tones on the telephone answering machine. That's all right then, even if it is also the colour Birmingham City play in Nigel Kennedy modelled the new strip at Thursday's launch. Abdul Rashid, Villa's commercial manager, justifies the change by claiming "market research shows blue is the dominant colour in the leisure market". Rangers are to unveil a new green away strip, while Spurs plan a red-and-white number. Only joking, but many Aston Villa supporters fail to see the funny side of the club's decision to wear blue when there is a clash next season.